Thank god Paris finally sent Onch packing!
How could anyone take HIM seriously looking like a dancing clown?
HE was/is a complete attention whore. HE really needs to chill out and realize no on really cares about him.

And when HE was complaining because everyone kept tell him to “tuck” HIS “package” away during the campaign challenge, I wanted to slap HIM in in the face.

There’s nothing I can do, I am a boy. I have a shlong.

-Onch
Like the rest of the world was not aware of this fact.
I believe Onch was the only one who was not up to speed on HIS genitalia.

OMFG did anyone else catch the opening scene by the pool when Britney and Natasha returned. Onch was totally wearing pasties under HIS lame ass shirt.
Perez Hilton Was amazing at getting the dirt from all the girls.
My fav part was when he got Shelly to touch tongues with him!

Check out the full episode and a preview for next week @ Paris on MTV